Unfortunately like most greasy, flavorful things regulary consuming bacon isn't good for you so I don't eat it that often. But now I can have my bacon and not-eat-it-too because Fredflare.com offers a number of bacon-centric goodies for true bacon lovers to choose from....
Bacon Bandages $9.00
Mr Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game $22
Bacon Wallet $16.00
Bacon Wrapping Paper 2 Sheets/$8.00
and my personal favorite..
A Bar of Bacon Scented Soap, $8.00
(All the scent without the calories!)